The reporter got lost with Snow White early Friday morning and would
never return to complete the chronicles. You'll have to figure it out Yourselves.
After the traditional registration and the players association brief the first match finally began. Flying Carpenters and Team Surplus clashed under the cheers from the very knowledgeable crowd. A world-class performance, which became a four set battle. The handymen were victorious and so the circuit was on its way. Please find todayís results by clicking on the link below.
After an exhausting day on court, preparations were made to visit the
local pub. Red Dream, who is the local Casanova, already secured a safe
thing and was caught in the act noring with Snow White, the inflatable
doll with attractive cavities (3). The others are jealously looking on
and wishing they were in his shoes ( or briefs ). Unfortunately, with Snow
White taken out of the smorgasbord, little is left for them to make a pass
There were many chores to be done this morning, so an army of slaughterballers went in to Visby to do their shopping and bet on the trotters. Many players arrived by ferry: Crazy Gunnar, Lobbo-Tony, Hannibal & Clark.
Most of them later went to work on their match appearances (which will be seen on scanned photos on this site soon).Some newly arrived practised on the court before it was time to get drunk.
The weather in Ihreviken (German for 'Your bay') was cool and miserable all day. Hazy with some rain and the clouds just wouldn't burst....
The evening session progressed as expected. There was slaughterball discussed by all and many a beer was consumed.
We still havenít reached the desired and heavenly state of drunken chaos yet, but more players are still due to arrive....Read all about it tomorrow!